Tuesday, February 23, 2010
The Deathsquad Show, Episode 18
Be warned, the following prophecy may or may not take place, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Listen Here. The Deathsquad Show may or may not be on tonight, it depends on how the planets, sun and moon align.
Okay enough with the creepy talk. 50-50 Chance the show will be on tonight, this is due to Old Man Winter returning to the North Country this week, I think he’s had enough fun with the southern and coastal states. And if you know old Deathsquad, then you know he is the Iceman and the Plowman, or as I say, I just deal with --everything-- that is ice, I sell it, I plow it, I destroy it with harsh salts and fire. I am the Hank Hill of New York and I sell Ice and Ice Accessories, I tell you what. But yeah basically our forcast goes as follows…
Today: 1 to 2 inches.
Tonight: 1 to 3 inches.
Tommorrow: 1 to 3 inches.
Tommorrow Night: 1 to 2 inches.
Thursday: Something scarier, Snow but too soon to estimate amount.
Thursday Night: More snow.
Friday: Hey look, more snow.
Friday Night: Snow, but scary thing going away.
Now that isn’t overly a lot for my area, I know you southern people will shit themselves if the weather man said 1 to 3 inches of snow will fall. When you’re a NNY, you don’t even really blink or hell, slow down while driving. Even when there’s 6 we’re still doing 60. But in the end it means I’ll be plowing nightly, don’t know what times, just whenever there is a break.
And if there is a show, DERP. But it should be a good show, we got some shit going on in this world once again. This always happens, my Non-Derp shows are fueled by the stupidity and hatred in the world but for the past month and more the media outlets have done nothing but cover Haiti. Now that its grown old and they’re being helped, we move back into what random shit has happened today. We got angry white americans burning their houses and flying their planes into the IRS offices in Texas, hidden beanth the sea we got Kevin Smith in the media spotlight because Southwest Airlines decided to kick him off a plane cause he was fat and didn’t have that whole “gotta buy two seats cause your fat” deal. I pay it no mind because I plane to -NEVER- step foot on an airplane. And also kind of hidden we got a battle between Sarah “America’s Biggest Cunt” Palin and Seth MacFarlen aka Family Guy, American Dad, and the Cleveland Show. A previous episode had Chris dating a girl with downs syndrome, and while on the date she said her father was an accountant and her mother was a former governour of Alaska, so of course she and her posse are on the warpath. And if she thinks David Letterman Fans were bad if they even were, holy shit think of how many twisted people are watching Seth’s shows (me!).
So tune in tonight, 10pm, the Deathsquad Show (maybe), And we can discuss the world, only here at KMRL Mojo Radio Live.
